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Love your enemies. It pisses them off

pokesmotforever:

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

Wow

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

exvl:

shadownote349:

exvl:

is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know 

Giant can of coke. you can see that the bottom of the can is flat, for starters. And then there’s the fact that the bottom is screwed on (if you look closely you can see the small indent where one screw is), also the shine of the can is different than a regular can. And lastly, the two stickers on the bottom of the can.

congratufuckinglations you found out that i am in fact not a human smaller than a pop can amazing  job

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

goonsac:

australia is so invested in rhonda and ketut that aami doesn’t even use cars in their car insurance ads anymore

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

reverseracist:

shuckl:

trashboat:

nawonderful:

The Breakfast Club.

what happened

they aged as most do

whites don’t crack they shatter